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Human Training 101

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Information for cats on how to train your human

It's come to our attention that cats who have access to the internet almost all have human slaves, so we thought a human-training article might be of interest to the majority of our readership. So we put our heads together, asked some of our cat-friends for input, and came up with this list of 5 'Dos and Don'ts' of human training.

5 Dos and Don'ts for Training your Human


Do... demand your own food, as well as your humans food

Don't... actually eat any human food


Do... demand that closed doors be opened

Don't... feel that you have to use them once they are opened

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Do... train your human to stand up when you enter the room, so you can be sure to get the warmest seat

Don't... let anyone else use your favorite chair


Do... have your playtime late at night while your human sleeps

Don't... get caught on video doing embarassing things - you know it'll end up on YouTube!


Do... remember that your hairless money human is entertaining as well as useful

Don't... let your human take itself too seriously

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